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DEFCON 1: Who Used Soap On The Cast Iron? Tee
SPEC-TEE-018
CRISIS ALERT
Single specimen geometry
HARDWARE // UNIFORM SPEC

DEFCON 1: Who Used Soap On The Cast Iron? Tee

Domestic Incident Warning // Investigation Underway
$34.00 USD

A tactical emergency warning label for when someone leaves a 1974 Griswold skillet soaking in the sink with blue Dawn dish soap. Polymerized oil seasoning compromised. Domestic tribunal convening immediately.

OPERATIONAL DIRECTIVE
““Who used dish soap on the skillet? We are conducting a domestic investigation.””
COLOR PALETTE:Ink Black
DIMENSION / SIZING:
1
✓ Ships in 100% Kraft Mailers✓ Free Domestic Shipping > $60
Technical Datasheet Specifications
SKU IDENTIFIERSPEC-TEE-018
FABRIC100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton
WEIGHT6.5 oz Heavyweight
THREAT LEVELDEFCON 1 (Seasoning Destroyed)
ADDITIONAL GEAR

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