These Terms of Service (“Terms”) govern your access to and use of mealinstructions.com and any services, tools, content, and merchandise offered on it (together, the “Site”) operated by Dad Meals // Zero Fluff(“we,” “us,” “our”). By using the Site, you agree to these Terms. If you do not agree, do not use the Site.
1. Eligibility
You must be at least 13 years old to use the Site. If you are between 13 and the age of majority in your jurisdiction, you may use the Site only with the involvement of a parent or legal guardian.
2. Content and Intellectual Property
All recipes, datasheets, guides, calculators, code, graphics, and other material on the Site are the property of Dad Meals // Zero Fluff or its licensors and are protected by copyright, trademark, and other laws.
You may view and print reasonable copies of individual recipes for your own personal, non-commercial use. You may not scrape, mirror, republish, resell, or use content from the Site to train machine-learning models except as expressly permitted (for example, via the published /llms.txt feed with attribution, or under a separate written agreement).
3. Cooking, Food Safety, and No Professional Advice
Recipes, cook times, temperatures, and other guidance on the Site are provided for general informational purposes only. Cooking involves inherent risk: heat, sharp tools, foodborne illness, and allergens. You are solely responsible for verifying doneness with a calibrated thermometer, following USDA/FSIS or equivalent local food-safety guidance, and adapting recipes for your appliances and dietary needs.
Nutritional values are estimates. The Site does not provide medical, dietary, allergy, or nutritional advice. Consult a qualified professional for any question about a specific medical or dietary condition.
4. User Conduct
You agree not to:
- Access the Site by any automated means other than published, documented endpoints (sitemap, /llms.txt, /llms-full.txt, MCP server card) and only at a reasonable rate.
- Attempt to bypass any security or rate-limiting measure.
- Upload or transmit malware, worms, or exploits.
- Use the Site to infringe any third-party right or to violate any law.
- Impersonate any person or entity.
5. Shop and Purchases
Merchandise offered through the Site is subject to our Shipping Policy and Refund & Returns Policy. Prices are shown in U.S. dollars and are subject to change. Sales taxes are calculated at checkout where applicable. All sales are subject to availability. We may refuse or cancel any order.
6. Third-Party Services and Links
The Site includes advertisements served by Google AdSense and its partners, analytics from Google Analytics, and links to third-party sites. We do not control the content of those services and are not responsible for their availability, accuracy, or policies. Your interaction with third parties is solely between you and them.
7. Disclaimers
THE SITE AND ITS CONTENT ARE PROVIDED “AS IS” AND “AS AVAILABLE,” WITHOUT WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND, WHETHER EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, NON-INFRINGEMENT, ACCURACY, OR AVAILABILITY. WE DO NOT WARRANT THAT THE SITE WILL BE UNINTERRUPTED, ERROR-FREE, OR SECURE.
8. Limitation of Liability
TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW, DAD MEALS // ZERO FLUFF AND ITS OFFICERS, EMPLOYEES, AND AGENTS SHALL NOT BE LIABLE FOR ANY INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, CONSEQUENTIAL, OR PUNITIVE DAMAGES, OR ANY LOSS OF PROFITS, DATA, OR GOODWILL, ARISING OUT OF OR RELATED TO YOUR USE OF THE SITE. OUR TOTAL LIABILITY FOR ANY CLAIM RELATED TO THE SITE WILL NOT EXCEED THE GREATER OF (A) THE AMOUNT YOU PAID US IN THE PRIOR TWELVE MONTHS OR (B) USD $100.
9. Indemnification
You agree to defend, indemnify, and hold harmless Dad Meals // Zero Fluff from any claims, damages, and expenses (including reasonable attorneys' fees) arising from your use of the Site, your violation of these Terms, or your violation of any right of a third party.
10. Governing Law and Disputes
These Terms are governed by the laws of the State of Delaware, United States, without regard to conflict-of-laws principles. Any dispute will be brought exclusively in the state or federal courts located in Delaware, and you consent to the personal jurisdiction of those courts.
11. Changes
We may update these Terms from time to time. The “Last updated” date reflects the most recent revision. Continued use of the Site after changes take effect constitutes acceptance.
12. Contact
Questions about these Terms: hello@mealinstructions.com.