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Tongs Protocol & Acoustic Calibration Tee - Product Spec
SPEC-TEE-002
ENGINEERING SPEC
HARDWARE // UNIFORM SPEC

Tongs Protocol & Acoustic Calibration Tee

Equipment Acceptance Criteria // FIG 1.0
$34.00 USD

Tongs must be clicked exactly twice before touching meat. It is physical law. Features full vector acoustic telemetry and schematic callouts for dual-pulse acoustic verification (85dB @ 1m).

OPERATIONAL DIRECTIVE
“CLICK 1: Pass. CLICK 2: Ready for operational deployment.”
COLOR PALETTE:Vintage Bone
DIMENSION / SIZING:
1
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Technical Datasheet Specifications
SKU IDENTIFIERSPEC-TEE-002
FABRIC100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton
WEIGHT6.5 oz / 220 GSM Heavyweight
GRAPHICVector schematic + acoustic wave
PRINT AREA12" × 15" Center Chest
TOLERANCEDual click mandatory
ADDITIONAL GEAR

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