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6:15 PM Tuesday Recovery Flowchart Tee - Product Spec
SPEC-TEE-003
SURVIVAL PROTOCOL
Single specimen geometry
HARDWARE // UNIFORM SPEC

6:15 PM Tuesday Recovery Flowchart Tee

Emergency Weeknight Operational Protocol
$34.00 USD

The definitive crisis flowchart. Step 1: Kids are screaming. Step 2: Did you defrost chicken 4 days ago? Step 3: Sniff test. Step 4: Air Fryer at 400°F for 18m. Dinner saved.

OPERATIONAL DIRECTIVE
“A logical decision tree for weeknight parental sanity.”
COLOR PALETTE:Ink Black
DIMENSION / SIZING:
1
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Technical Datasheet Specifications
SKU IDENTIFIERSPEC-TEE-003
FABRIC100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton
WEIGHT6.5 oz / 220 GSM
PRINTHigh-density flowchart matrix on back
ADDITIONAL GEAR

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