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The Truth Table Heavyweight Tee - Product Spec
SPEC-TEE-004
THERMODYNAMIC FACT
Single specimen geometry
HARDWARE // UNIFORM SPEC

The Truth Table Heavyweight Tee

Color is a Lie. Time is an Estimate.
$34.00 USD

Poke tests are superstition. Cutting into a steak to check color drains the juices. The probe thermometer is the only objective reality in the universe.

OPERATIONAL DIRECTIVE
“Stop guessing. Use a thermometer.”
COLOR PALETTE:Ink Black
DIMENSION / SIZING:
1
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Technical Datasheet Specifications
SKU IDENTIFIERSPEC-TEE-004
FABRIC100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton
WEIGHT6.5 oz / 220 GSM
DATAComplete USDA & Chef temperature thresholds
ADDITIONAL GEAR

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