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Back to Merch Supply ArchiveSPECIMEN // SPEC-TEE-008
SPEC: 08-CONSTANTTHERMODYNAMIC BASE
400°F
14 MINUTES
FLIP AT 7 MIN
SOLVES 82% OF DOMESTIC DINNER EMERGENCIES
THE UNIVERSAL CULINARY CONSTANT
SPEC-TEE-008
UNIVERSAL CONSTANT
Single specimen geometry
HARDWARE // UNIFORM SPEC

400°F / 14 MIN / FLIP AT 7 Tee

The Universal Culinary Constant
$34.00 USD

Chicken thighs, broccoli florets, frozen dumplings, salmon fillets, pork chops. 400°F for 14 minutes with a shake at halfway solves the majority of domestic evening crises.

OPERATIONAL DIRECTIVE
“The speed of light is 3×10⁸ m/s. The speed of dinner is 400°F @ 14m.”
COLOR PALETTE:Ink Black
DIMENSION / SIZING:
1
✓ Ships in 100% Kraft Mailers✓ Free Domestic Shipping > $60
Technical Datasheet Specifications
SKU IDENTIFIERSPEC-TEE-008
FABRIC100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton
WEIGHT6.5 oz / 220 GSM
ADDITIONAL GEAR

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