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400°F / 14 MIN / FLIP AT 7 Tee - Product Spec
SPEC-TEE-008
UNIVERSAL CONSTANT
Single specimen geometry
HARDWARE // UNIFORM SPEC

400°F / 14 MIN / FLIP AT 7 Tee

The Universal Culinary Constant
$34.00 USD

Chicken thighs, broccoli florets, frozen dumplings, salmon fillets, pork chops. 400°F for 14 minutes with a shake at halfway solves the majority of domestic evening crises.

OPERATIONAL DIRECTIVE
“The speed of light is 3×10⁸ m/s. The speed of dinner is 400°F @ 14m.”
COLOR PALETTE:Ink Black
DIMENSION / SIZING:
1
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Technical Datasheet Specifications
SKU IDENTIFIERSPEC-TEE-008
FABRIC100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton
WEIGHT6.5 oz / 220 GSM
ADDITIONAL GEAR

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