HTTP 200 /llms.txt Architecture Tee
For developers and engineers who appreciate that this cooking platform exposes a pure, machine-readable /llms.txt feed for AI agents without client-side hydration or cookie walls.
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Why spend $40 on an infrared thermometer when dad can hover his hairy hand 3 inches above a 12-inch cast iron skillet and tell you it’s exactly 425°F from the heat radiating off his knuckles.
Every time someone opens the smoker lid “just to check on the bark”, 45 minutes is added to the brisket timeline and 15 degrees of convection heat vanishes into the yard. Step away from the lid.
A tactical emergency warning label for when someone leaves a 1974 Griswold skillet soaking in the sink with blue Dawn dish soap. Polymerized oil seasoning compromised. Domestic tribunal convening immediately.