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Meat Math: Rest Time Ratio Tee - Product Spec
SPEC-TEE-010
PARAMETRIC FORMULA
Single specimen geometry
HARDWARE // UNIFORM SPEC

Meat Math: Rest Time Ratio Tee

Rest Time = Cook Time × 0.20 (Min 8 min)
$34.00 USD

A formal mathematical formula for protein resting. Intramuscular pressure equilibrium equation plotted in clean monospace typography.

OPERATIONAL DIRECTIVE
“Math is delicious.”
COLOR PALETTE:Ink Black
DIMENSION / SIZING:
1
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Technical Datasheet Specifications
SKU IDENTIFIERSPEC-TEE-010
FABRIC100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton
WEIGHT6.5 oz / 220 GSM
ADDITIONAL GEAR

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