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Specification Division Heavyweight Hoodie
SPEC-HOOD-014
COLD WEATHER SPEC
Single specimen geometry
HARDWARE // UNIFORM SPEC

Specification Division Heavyweight Hoodie

450 GSM Ultra-Dense Cross-Grain Fleece
$68.00 USD

Built for 5:30 AM brisket chimney lighting in 30-degree weather. Double-rib side panels, 3-panel hood with heavyweight cotton drawcords, and custom sleeve spec label reading "MEAL INSTRUCTIONS // TOLERANCE ±0.5°F".

OPERATIONAL DIRECTIVE
“Engineered for morning smoke and winter kitchen sessions.”
COLOR PALETTE:Washed Black
DIMENSION / SIZING:
1
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Technical Datasheet Specifications
SKU IDENTIFIERSPEC-HOOD-014
FABRIC70% Cotton / 30% Polyester Cross-Grain Fleece
WEIGHT13.5 oz / 450 GSM Ultra-Heavy
SLEEVE PRINTTechnical calibration micro-label
ADDITIONAL GEAR

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