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The Inverted Cheatsheet Canvas Apron - Product Spec
SPEC-APRN-015
PATENT-WORTHY UTILITY
Single specimen geometry
HARDWARE // UNIFORM SPEC

The Inverted Cheatsheet Canvas Apron

Upside-Down Hem Print for Direct Chef Readout
$48.00 USD

The entire cooking reference matrix and liquid conversion chart is screenprinted UPSIDE DOWN on the lower hem. When you look down while standing over a sizzling skillet, the numbers are right-side up for you. Do not let the printer "fix" it.

OPERATIONAL DIRECTIVE
“Look down. Pull at 130°F. Never overcook steak again.”
COLOR PALETTE:Washed Charcoal Canvas
DIMENSION / SIZING:
1
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Technical Datasheet Specifications
SKU IDENTIFIERSPEC-APRN-015
MATERIAL14 oz Heavy Duty Cotton Duck Canvas
HARDWARESolid brass grommets & clasp
PRINT ORIENTATION180° Inverted (Chef POV)
POCKETSDedicated probe thermometer slot + 2 tool bays
DIMENSIONS30" W × 34" L full coverage
ADDITIONAL GEAR

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