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Resting Meat Tactical Hazard Cones (Set of 4)
SPEC-TOOL-021
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Single specimen geometry
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Resting Meat Tactical Hazard Cones (Set of 4)

Perimeter Defense for Cutting Boards // Do Not Slice
$22.00 USD

Deploy around your hot steak, roast, or brisket to establish an internationally recognized no-touch perimeter. Intrusive forks and impatient family members will be physically cited.

OPERATIONAL DIRECTIVE
““CAUTION: RESTING IN PROGRESS. DO NOT SLICE FOR 08:00 MINUTES.””
COLOR PALETTE:High-Vis Safety Orange
DIMENSION / SIZING:
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Technical Datasheet Specifications
SKU IDENTIFIERSPEC-TOOL-021
MATERIALFood-grade weighted heat-resistant silicone
DIMENSIONS4.0" H × 3.0" Base
DEPLOYMENT4-corner cutting board perimeter
PENALTYImmediate loss of first slice privileges
ADDITIONAL GEAR

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